Rosdlim pulled his sword up and out of the attacking Hell Knight and continued his swing into another as he let the power of zeal flow through him. The last knight clutched the whole in his chest as he fell face forward into the unholy dirt of hell.
He continued on this way, cutting through the ranks of the undead, pausing only to kick at the trapped soul of some poor, dead sod. Until he saw something he had never seen before. Now, Rosdlim was a battle hardened knight but what he had seen had never prepared him for this moment. He knew this could be the last time he ever walked the land when he saw what was in front of him. Rosdlim dodged the giant casseroles attack by rolling through some randomly placed archways, but the casserole kept on coming.
The casserole lifted up a hand and threw some of its unholy muck at Rosdlim. Rosdlim lifted up his shield to block the flying meat and beans, but what appeared to be a noodle somehow got past his defenses, ripping a huge hole in his armor.
Enraged the knight of good lunged at the casserole, shouting, "DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND THAT ARMOR YOU RUINED!!!" but apparently, the casserole didn't understand because it just kept on coming. Rosdlim's sword was a blur as he swung it through the China Dish armor that the casserole was wearing (AC 98) and it shattered, sending pieces flying in every direction, including the direction of a lost soul who was minding his own business, and hereby knocked it into the conveniently placed pit before it. Without it's armor to protect it, the casserole deformed into an an amebean shape that lurked across the ground. Just before it was about to suck him up, Rosdlim found its weak point. He stabbed the rotted piece of meat and threw it against the ground and promptly stepped on it, twisting the heel of his food against it as it cried in pain. "Who sent you!?!," Rosdlim yelled at the piece of ragged meat. It let out a long, "Jaaabr" before it died in mid sentence.

Rosdlim hurried back to the Stronghold of the Brotherhood to tell him the living nightmare that happened to him.
They all laughed at him, thinking he hallucinated. They all lauged at him, except for one.

The Undead Casserole of Vomiting
By Rosdlim Lightbringer - Knight and Bard
Lyrics composed by - Rosdlim
Moose teached to mix concrete and create music for this tale trained by - A Fallen
Moose's nose wiped by - Meffe-X